Fagtula 

The "spatula" with which a non-gay man spreads evidence of a homosexual lifestyle throughout his life.

A heterosexual man uses a fagtula to evenly spread things -- such as the enjoyment show tunes and confidence in his interior decorating skills -- around his life.

"He's not gay, he just has a very large fagtula."

Fagtula by Harry Hards February 21, 2014

factulate 

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.

He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.

factulate by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010

Count Fagula 

A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.

Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.

Count Fagula by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010

Count Fagula 

One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.

Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.

Count Fagula by Miilo March 31, 2009

Premature X-Factulation 

When you use your X-Factor way too early in a match in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.

Dude! What the hell was that? The match isn't even five seconds in and you already used your X-Factor? Talk about premature x-factulation!

Damn! I would have won that match but I premature x-factulated!

Premature X-Factulation by Club Festin May 8, 2011

Fagular 

Adj. Pejorative. Something that is gay, or homosexual in nature.

Do you see the fagular way his wrists limp?

Don't give me your fagular speech about gay rights!

Fagular by yodawgg February 26, 2015

Fagula 

Synonym for homo, faggot, gayboy, peter

You are a Fagula.
That kid looks like a total Fagula

Fagula by anonymous1556451 November 13, 2011