Fagtula

The "spatula" with which a non-gay man spreads evidence of a homosexual lifestyle throughout his life.

A heterosexual man uses a fagtula to evenly spread things -- such as the enjoyment show tunes and confidence in his interior decorating skills -- around his life.

"He's not gay, he just has a very large fagtula."

by Harry Hards February 21, 2014

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factulate

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.

He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.

by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010

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Count Fagula

A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.

Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.

by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010

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Count Fagula

One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.

Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.

by Miilo March 31, 2009

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Premature X-Factulation

When you use your X-Factor way too early in a match in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.

Dude! What the hell was that? The match isn't even five seconds in and you already used your X-Factor? Talk about premature x-factulation!

Damn! I would have won that match but I premature x-factulated!

by Club Festin May 8, 2011

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