fagetula

A faget who wishes he was a woman; aka transvestite.

Man, that slutty "chick" from the nightclub last night was really a fagetula!.

by El Joveno December 11, 2008

Fagtula

The "spatula" with which a non-gay man spreads evidence of a homosexual lifestyle throughout his life.

A heterosexual man uses a fagtula to evenly spread things -- such as the enjoyment show tunes and confidence in his interior decorating skills -- around his life.

"He's not gay, he just has a very large fagtula."

by Harry Hards February 21, 2014