Faggometer 

The faggometer is a device made to measure how gay someone is.

Alex: "Lemme whip out my faggometer."
Max: "Why does it beep when you point it at Daniel?"

Faggometer by empha September 19, 2023

fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.

That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.

fartometer by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

faggoteria 

An eatery where homosexuals hang out and talk about gay stuff while eating gay food, and then later maybe... well you know...

Bill and Ted like to hang out at the faggoteria.

faggoteria by Jack's Bistro April 17, 2010

Failometer 

1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).

2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.

Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.


Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.

Failometer by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008

faggoteer 

a pioneer of being a faggot in a group

Hey dude, stop being a faggoteer

faggoteer by Ill Peerson January 28, 2010

Fagometer 

fah-GOM-eh-ter

Works like gaydar, but puts it's results on a scale of 0.0-10.0

That dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the fagometer.

Fagometer by redheadbass March 2, 2011

Faggoteer 

Volunteer to be a faggot. Also reffered to as male bisexual.

"Yo. You can tell who's a faggoteer by the way they walk."

Faggoteer by Dave Herne May 24, 2008