Definitions by empha

Sonic Overdose 

What someone who is clinically insane will seach up repeatedly. Searching it up on Google Images will result in the sight of a Sonic News Network image edited to say, "You can't change the past, but you can still overdose on ketamine in a WalMart parking lot."

Max: "SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE."
Alex: "Dang, that guy must be insane."

Sonic Overdose by empha September 19, 2023

Anti-rizz

The Anti-rizz is a powerful curse that makes someone able to pull hundreds of bitches in the blink of an eye with no interaction, but as soon as the recipient of the curse talks to them, they all get turned off and run away.

Jackson: "Who's that Bogdan who keeps pulling bitches?"
Max: "I dunno, he must have the Anti-rizz."

Anti-rizz by empha September 19, 2023

Bogdan 

A Russian person who posesses the curse of the Anti-rizz.

Alex: "Hey, who's that guy who rizzed up N'GOLAXIZTHA?"
Jackson: "I don't know, he's such a Bogdan."

Bogdan by empha September 19, 2023

Faggometer 

The faggometer is a device made to measure how gay someone is.

Alex: "Lemme whip out my faggometer."
Max: "Why does it beep when you point it at Daniel?"

Faggometer by empha September 19, 2023

Spider Like Wepy 

A dance created by Wepy that consists of miscellaneous spider movements.

"Get down and Spider Like Wepy"

Spider Like Wepy by empha September 18, 2023

The Jungle 

What you call an automated plant farm in Astroneer that has multiplied exponentially to the point where it threatens the safety of your home.

"Uh oh, my Elegant Spewflower farm has turned into The Jungle! (misc. sounds of creating explosives)"

The Jungle by empha September 18, 2023

Scared Geologist Theory 

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.

"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"

Scared Geologist Theory by empha September 18, 2023