17 definitions by empha

Sonic Overdose

What someone who is clinically insane will seach up repeatedly. Searching it up on Google Images will result in the sight of a Sonic News Network image edited to say, "You can't change the past, but you can still overdose on ketamine in a WalMart parking lot."

Max: "SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE."
Alex: "Dang, that guy must be insane."

by empha September 19, 2023

Faggometer

The faggometer is a device made to measure how gay someone is.

Alex: "Lemme whip out my faggometer."
Max: "Why does it beep when you point it at Daniel?"

by empha September 19, 2023

Goobulus

A word to describe somehting so incredibly silly that it breaks mortal comprehension barriers entirely.

"That tube is so goobulus! What does it do again?"

by empha September 15, 2023

Flashgold

Something that doesn't make any sense, but still exists, in spite of science.

Platypi are such Flashgold, why do they glow in the dark?

by empha September 14, 2023

The Jungle

What you call an automated plant farm in Astroneer that has multiplied exponentially to the point where it threatens the safety of your home.

"Uh oh, my Elegant Spewflower farm has turned into The Jungle! (misc. sounds of creating explosives)"

by empha September 18, 2023

The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.

"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023