Fact-Ory
One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.
Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?"
John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."
Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."
John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."
Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."
Fact-Ory by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008
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