a reason to want to shoot the facebook programmers in the head
News Feed:
Josh just wrote on your wall.
Josh created a group.
Josh and Bobby are friends.
Tina is tired.
Josh and Tina are friends.

by K-Ro September 6, 2006
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when someone is stalking someone but they don't want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with "news feed", regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.
Christine: why did you comment on the status i made, like, a month ago?
Joey: News feed.

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Christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
Joey: News feed.
by Frescagazz April 9, 2011
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An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.
Sarah: "Are you creeping on me? How did you know I commented on that picture?"
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"

Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."
by Tom's Mugshot January 1, 2011
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The act of continuously reading and scrolling down your Facebook news feed.
Friend 1: Hey what are you doing?
Friend 2: Facebook..
Friend 1: What are you doing on Facebook..?
Friend 2: News Feeding..
Friend 1: Ah..

Friend 2: Yep.
by Kronix_Ex2 January 18, 2014
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The ultimate stalker edition added to facebook. It allows you see every move made by any friend. This can be either really fun or the best form of privacy invasion.
Ryan and Mike are now friends.
Greg added to his interests, "football"
Ryan is now back home.
by bluecenturion September 10, 2006
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Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.
Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding
by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018
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Pretty much the central feature of Facebook. Like the name says, it notifies the user of any activity his or her friends do on the site, from new photo albums to wall posts to status updates and comments to them. It debuted on September 1, 2006 and created a considerable controversy due to privacy concerns. Later on updates included a mini-feed on one's profile that shows all stories pertaining to just that person.
all my friends on facebook found out about my photo album when it was posted since it showed up on the news feed
by nick weiner February 17, 2009
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