Facone 

A soft, uncircumsized penis

Amy: "Yo dude, my ex has such an ugly facone!"
Jess: "My ex had a facone, but it got better once it was erect."

Facone by tiny_dick_eaters January 10, 2022

Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.

"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."

Kyle Falconer by CheekyForAReason April 26, 2013

fajoned 

Owning some fools to the highest caliber...
spent with no "w"

Used most of the time in video games

dooo, i just fajoned you!

I was just fajoned...

fajoned by f00te January 9, 2008

Facne 

A fatty with acne

Hey Peter look at those facnes

Facne by Frankiesbitch September 7, 2019

Facon 

Fake bacon. A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (T.V.P).

"Instead of a B.L.T I had an F.L.T for lunch, meaning Facon, lettuce and tomato."

Facon by Robert Del Fonté January 6, 2008

falcone 

A Stunning site, a very rare occasion that people are in the presence of a Falcone.

Holy Fuck!, your a Falcone!

falcone by Trevinnnnnboyyyy January 7, 2009

Peter Facinelli 

An incredibly talented and down-to-earth actor who became famous after starring in the popular TV show "Fastlane". He went on to star in The Twilight saga playing the hottest doctor of all time, Carlisle Cullen, and again played a doctor in "Nurse Jackie".

He is the only male in the Twilight saga that is worth a second look and the only person in the whole movie who can ACTUALLY act. Robert Pattinson looks like a messed up druggie, Taylor Lautner is way too over-rated, Kristen Stewart is the most monotonous piece of crap with no personality whatsoever. Carlisle Cullen on the other hand...he is just the man every girl secretly has a crush on but won't admit it.

He is originally Italian, married to actress Jennie Garth and has three young daughters. Peter has a lovable personality, is very humble and makes every effort with things like charity events and connecing with his fans online through Twitter.

Peter has never fallen in bad publicity such as drugs/drunk driving. He charms everyone with his humour and amazing looks and is a great role model for aspiring young actors and actresses. In a decade from now, Peter Facinelli will be in the same league as Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.

Long live Peter Facinelli <3
Please make a Fastlane Season 2!

Example 1
Fangirl: OMG how HOT was that guy in Twilight!!

Fangirl2: OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT. TAYLOR LAUTNER IS NEXT LEVEL SEXY!

Fangirl1: wtf you on about? Who is Taylor Lautner?! I'm talking TEAM CARLISLE here!

Example 2
Fangirl3: Love your desktop background! Peter Facinelli is so hot!

Fangirl4: Totally! He looks so much like Johnny Depp in these pictures.

Peter Facinelli by peterfacinellifan1 May 26, 2010