faceneck 

n. an understood confusion related to the congealing of two or more distinct entities that are otherwise independent of each other.

It was faceneck, pure and simple, that led to his decision to sell the lame horse.

The two doctors stared at each other, both realizing the faceneck of the situation as they scalpelled open the patient to find nothing but used diapers and charred bear remains.

faceneck by Dr. Steven K. Hoffman, Esq. January 5, 2009

FaceNeck 

FaceNeck(v): The act of posting 2nd amendment memes on face book. Mostly used by middle aged men, soccer moms and especially rednecks.

Used in a sentence: So you add your relative on facebook. Check back the next day and then you happen to see a post like "Sure I'll follow the law! Said no Criminal ever" . This is called FaceNeck

FaceNeck by Qid.xs May 18, 2016

faceyneck

`faceyneck:` noun. While paving the uncertain path, for an unlikely success, after falling flat on one's face through a million mistakes; after failing more times than I knew one could possibly fail, the pulp of muscle, tendon and skin that was once a face, now becomes a pulverized mass of tissue, not really having a noticeable distinction between face and neck. I have become, the faceyneck.

I think I've ran out of ways to fail. About damn time, I've turned into a fucking faceyneck!

faceyneck by faceyneck October 5, 2020