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(verb) A magical disappearing act of vanishing for hours from your zone. To do nothing all shift and leave the the work to the oncoming shift. Creating your own mandatory break. The subtle art of being a lazy ass nurse.

Fal-coned
"I'm just going to falcone today."
"I just got falconed!"
"I'm falconing it right now."
Falconed by VTAnurse February 22, 2021
Being assaulted out of no where for no apparent reason.
"I just got Falconed on the street!"
Falconed by sparker!! December 2, 2022

Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."
A Stunning site, a very rare occasion that people are in the presence of a Falcone.
Holy Fuck!, your a Falcone!
falcone by Trevinnnnnboyyyy January 7, 2009
One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.
Falconer fucking rules.
falconer by scorpiogtx1 July 30, 2012
a person who breeds and trains hawks/falcons and/or follows the sport of falconry
He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life
falconer by zhadow September 15, 2006
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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