Fachete
Positive.. Yo Rogers wedding was fucking Fachete
Negative.. Smoking crystal meth is not fucking Fachete..
Negative.. Smoking crystal meth is not fucking Fachete..
Fachete by Cocotaso821 July 20, 2016
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Faceterbate
verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.
Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.
Faceterbate by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008
Related Words
Fachete • facetexting • facheem • facetech • Facetention whore • Faceterbate • faceterbating • facheechingberg • Facheeka • Facheese
faceterbating
Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.
faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009
Facetention whore
Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.
"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"
or
"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"
or
"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.
Facetention whore by snikkard May 14, 2011
Slow faceted
One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.
Slow faceted by Grandprairieballou June 7, 2017
facetech
Facetech is a primitive method to communicate without SMS, VoIP, email or IM, in other words, just using verbal/sign face-to-face language. This method of communication is sometimes avoided as there's no logging of conversation so nothing to go back to on Monday morning when everything has been forgotten.
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