Fachete 

Dope,tight,hot,that's what's up

Positive.. Yo Rogers wedding was fucking Fachete

Negative.. Smoking crystal meth is not fucking Fachete..

Fachete by Cocotaso821 July 20, 2016

Faceterbate 

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

Faceterbate by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008

faceterbating 

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

Facetention whore 

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.

Facetention whore by snikkard May 14, 2011

Facheeka 

(Noun)- To be incredibly cute and small/little on the inside; adorable in personality (sometimes in looks).

Katie: Look how cute Jaclyn is today!
Allison: Aww! She is a total facheeka!
Katie: I just wanna pinch her cheeks!

Facheeka by TotalFacheekas April 30, 2011

Slow faceted 

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.

Don't worry about him he's slow faceted

Slow faceted by Grandprairieballou June 7, 2017

facetech 

Facetech is a primitive method to communicate without SMS, VoIP, email or IM, in other words, just using verbal/sign face-to-face language. This method of communication is sometimes avoided as there's no logging of conversation so nothing to go back to on Monday morning when everything has been forgotten.

John: Bob isn't answering his email, I've tried texting and skype but he's not replying
Alice: He's over there at his desk, use facetech

facetech by eneville August 27, 2010