Definitions by eneville

swagbtw 

Stop Whinging And Get Back To Work. Heavily used in Australia.

Employee: This computer system sucks. We spend all day working around its bugs and we don't get things done.
Manger: SWAGBTW, we don't have money or time to fix it.

swagbtw by eneville February 16, 2014

search bubble 

A "search bubble" is a fact of googling the same problem matter repeatedly and google pre-empting your desired results. When searching for a subject, perhaps panda (mammal) and following links to zoos, further searches for panda (car) bucket seat, may present you with pandas sitting on food buckets.

Many people have suffered search bubble symptoms when browsing political news and find they only get search results for the parties that they follow regularly.

Bob: Have you finished diagnosing the problem with report program
Alex: Sorry Bob, I've been stuck in a search bubble all day

search bubble by eneville December 16, 2011

perchanger 

The perchanger is the 'child safe' word for vagina lips. This is often the choice phrase when needing to mention the lower parts of ladies anatomy in front of those who should remain oblivious to the subject matter.

Her: That cream is really burning my perchangers

perchanger by eneville September 11, 2011

skin blanket 

The common skin blanket is what's used during the winter months to assist your partner to keep warm whilst both parties are naked. Skin blankets are an excellent way to enjoy winter nights.

It's often best practised immediately before or after making love to ensure maximum warmth for both parties.

Her: Skin blanket
Him: No way, I'm off to work!
Her: Skin BLANKET!
Him: Ok, but I'm off in 2 minutes.

skin blanket by eneville October 26, 2010

facetech 

Facetech is a primitive method to communicate without SMS, VoIP, email or IM, in other words, just using verbal/sign face-to-face language. This method of communication is sometimes avoided as there's no logging of conversation so nothing to go back to on Monday morning when everything has been forgotten.

John: Bob isn't answering his email, I've tried texting and skype but he's not replying
Alice: He's over there at his desk, use facetech

facetech by eneville August 27, 2010

commando pro 

Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.

(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro

commando pro by eneville August 9, 2010

iDislike 

iDislike is the automatic response someone makes when they're shown the latest gizmo in the Apple range, such as an iPad or iPhone. Most of the Apple electronic followers have become prone to buying anything with an 'i' prefix. The once interesting and curious has become dull and boring.

Them: Hey bro checkout my new iPad, its just like the iPhone I bought last week but bigger and not suited for outdoors.
You: oh yeah, iDislike

iDislike by eneville August 5, 2010