commando pro

Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.
(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro
by eneville August 09, 2010
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make hay

This is a term used to when going to bed with someone. To make hay means to copulate in bed with a significant other, often not only for sex but for sleep too.
Her: ok I'm naked, time to make hay
by eneville June 28, 2008
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swagbtw

Stop Whinging And Get Back To Work. Heavily used in Australia.
Employee: This computer system sucks. We spend all day working around its bugs and we don't get things done.
Manger: SWAGBTW, we don't have money or time to fix it.
by eneville February 16, 2014
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search bubble

A "search bubble" is a fact of googling the same problem matter repeatedly and google pre-empting your desired results. When searching for a subject, perhaps panda (mammal) and following links to zoos, further searches for panda (car) bucket seat, may present you with pandas sitting on food buckets.

Many people have suffered search bubble symptoms when browsing political news and find they only get search results for the parties that they follow regularly.
Bob: Have you finished diagnosing the problem with report program
Alex: Sorry Bob, I've been stuck in a search bubble all day
by eneville December 16, 2011
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facebook friend threat

When someone you vaguely know or hate sends you a facebook friend request and you don't wish to appear rude or unsociable by ignoring or rejecting the request.

This sometimes happens when you add a new boy or girl friend and their friend who you spoke to briefly at a party sends you a request. The requester knows that you'll be all over facebook informing your friends about your new romance.
You: That bitch Alice sent me a friend request
Bob: oh I don't see we have her as a mutual friend
You: I felt facebook friend threat so I'm just going to ignore it
by eneville July 26, 2010
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perchanger

The perchanger is the 'child safe' word for vagina lips. This is often the choice phrase when needing to mention the lower parts of ladies anatomy in front of those who should remain oblivious to the subject matter.
Her: That cream is really burning my perchangers
by eneville September 11, 2011
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iDislike

iDislike is the automatic response someone makes when they're shown the latest gizmo in the Apple range, such as an iPad or iPhone. Most of the Apple electronic followers have become prone to buying anything with an 'i' prefix. The once interesting and curious has become dull and boring.
Them: Hey bro checkout my new iPad, its just like the iPhone I bought last week but bigger and not suited for outdoors.
You: oh yeah, iDislike
by eneville August 05, 2010
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