eneville's definitions

facebook friend threat

When someone you vaguely know or hate sends you a facebook friend request and you don't wish to appear rude or unsociable by ignoring or rejecting the request.

This sometimes happens when you add a new boy or girl friend and their friend who you spoke to briefly at a party sends you a request. The requester knows that you'll be all over facebook informing your friends about your new romance.

You: That bitch Alice sent me a friend request
Bob: oh I don't see we have her as a mutual friend
You: I felt facebook friend threat so I'm just going to ignore it

by eneville July 26, 2010

iDislike

iDislike is the automatic response someone makes when they're shown the latest gizmo in the Apple range, such as an iPad or iPhone. Most of the Apple electronic followers have become prone to buying anything with an 'i' prefix. The once interesting and curious has become dull and boring.

Them: Hey bro checkout my new iPad, its just like the iPhone I bought last week but bigger and not suited for outdoors.
You: oh yeah, iDislike

by eneville August 5, 2010

cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.

(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving

by eneville August 5, 2010

commando pro

Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.

(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro

by eneville August 9, 2010

facetech

Facetech is a primitive method to communicate without SMS, VoIP, email or IM, in other words, just using verbal/sign face-to-face language. This method of communication is sometimes avoided as there's no logging of conversation so nothing to go back to on Monday morning when everything has been forgotten.

John: Bob isn't answering his email, I've tried texting and skype but he's not replying
Alice: He's over there at his desk, use facetech

by eneville August 27, 2010

skin blanket

The common skin blanket is what's used during the winter months to assist your partner to keep warm whilst both parties are naked. Skin blankets are an excellent way to enjoy winter nights.

It's often best practised immediately before or after making love to ensure maximum warmth for both parties.

Her: Skin blanket
Him: No way, I'm off to work!
Her: Skin BLANKET!
Him: Ok, but I'm off in 2 minutes.

by eneville October 26, 2010

make hay

This is a term used to when going to bed with someone. To make hay means to copulate in bed with a significant other, often not only for sex but for sleep too.

Her: ok I'm naked, time to make hay

by eneville June 28, 2008