That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.
by M T Jones March 17, 2008
Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.
by myjosephine February 24, 2010