face-cake

A person wearing excessive make-up.

Mana is adorable, but he's a total face-cake.

face-cake by ChibiChrissi May 30, 2006

face cake 

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.

My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.

face cake by railgin October 1, 2012

Face cake 

–noun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.

"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake."

"Yea, too bad someone ate it."

Face cake by v.scrimer November 20, 2009

face cake 

A girl who is face pretty

Or when you get cake on ur face then eat it

Oh that girl has some delicious face-cake

OR

The cake on my face is most tasty

mmm... face cake

face cake by Osker Segura March 19, 2007

cake face 

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off

1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"

cake face by KRiSTY August 28, 2004

Cake Face 

A girl's face that is so caked up in makeup, you can not tell what her face will look like without it.

"OMG. Cake Face girl showed up to school without makeup and looks like a zombie."

Cake Face by AKTaylor January 27, 2015

cake face 

when a girl has too much makeup on

cake face at maddi d

cake face by sharks28 October 26, 2016