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Facecake
Too decorate an ugly girls face, you shoot your load on her forehead, then spread it with your cock. Finish by sticking a birthday candle right in the middle of her forehead.
Facecake by Bakers 1/2 Dozen November 26, 2011
Related Words
face-cake • facebake • facecadet • Facecase cracker • Facewake • face cave • Face Naked • fake cake • Face-cadette • Face Cage
FaceCake
adjective; can basically replace any insult, except for homosexual references.
Usually meant to leave the "what the fuck?" effect.
Usually meant to leave the "what the fuck?" effect.
FaceCake by detroitbaby May 3, 2008
face cake
when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.
My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.
Facecase cracker
Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn
That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker
Facecase cracker by Davedale August 18, 2019
Facewake
When hundreds of friends, acquaintances, business partners, and classmates express their sorrow for a deceased Facebook member via the Facebook; a wake on the Facebook.
"Seen that fine bitch Mandy around?"
"Naw, man, ain't you heard? She died in a car crash a few nights ago. Everyone's been leaving messages at her Facewake."
"Naw, man, ain't you heard? She died in a car crash a few nights ago. Everyone's been leaving messages at her Facewake."
Facewake by Strrrrrrretch! March 2, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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