facenuke
When doing a facepalm isn't enough there is facenuke. Basically a facenuke is something you do when you are in the presence of extreme stupidity.
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Facenuke
The ultimate form of facepalm; to facepalm beyond all reasoning. So far beyond reasoning that you defy all forms logic and physical understanding. God cringes at the sight of your facepalming pwnage. To facenuke is to admit your shame for there is no greater art of recognizing failure than facenuking.
I just had to facenuke after realizing that the same shirt I bought online, I could have gotten for cheaper at my local store.
Facenuke by Lancelot.Zero August 18, 2014
Facepuke
Facepuke (face + puke) is a derogatory term for the popular social networking website Facebook, mostly used by those who think Facebook merges individuals into one homogenous grey mass, subverts users' individuality and makes them reveal private matters to their "friends" most of them the've never met in person.
Facepuke by einszweidrei July 29, 2009
Facebuke
A rebuke or scolding delivered via social media platforms such as Facebook. Intended by the giver to cause ebarrassment. Facebukes are characterized by their self-righteous nature, public delivery (when a private message would have been more than sufficient), lack of anonymity (as opposed to posting an anonymous comment to a blog, for example), and reluctance to engage in an intellectual debate around the topic. Usual perpetrators of the Facebuke are religious legalists looking to foist their particular idiosyncratic understandings upon others. Also known as an ebuke.
Dude, that guy who told you that you shouldn't listen to rock music on your wall totally Facebuked you.
Facebuke by theshaftman July 20, 2010
Facepuker
Facepuker by Cologne gc February 22, 2025
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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