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Facequote

Verb - To use or steal a quote, like, or wall post by someone else on Facebook and using it as your own in real life scenarios.
Idiot: "Hey wanna hear a joke I made up?" Guy: "Sure why not." Idiot: "A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me in kickboxing..." Guy: "Wow dude you totally facequoted that one, nice try.
by Ch33charones October 21, 2010
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Facebutter

When a girl has a attractive face but a un-attractive body.Friends often pass these women off as "having a pretty face"
H:wow, look at that girl she's hot
R: Ya, to bad shes facebutter
by meteorologist H January 20, 2009
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Facebusted

When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.
Damn, i told Kennedy i couldn't hang out then she Facebusted me., I'm so pissed!
by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008
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FaceBusted

Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.
I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"
by EricStratton March 12, 2010
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FaceNoters

A group of people who don't feel like contributing to their own lives and sit at their computers on Facebook all day. Even when they do have something important to do in societies eyes.

The name comes from the application on Facebook called, "Notes" which is provided free with any registration. Instead of putting the application to good use, like writing stories or taking notes, the application is constantly abused and misused by this group of people who use the application for stupid quiz's or surveys.

These quiz's and surveys often explore very personal issues and topics of a persons life. The annoying thing about these quiz's and surveys is that most often, people don't take them that seriously either and try to make "That's what she said" jokes or original jokes off the surveys questions or just don't answer the question.

The largest annoyance however, is the effort this group of people dedicates to wasting time. It's ironic. These people spend up to 20mins making these quiz's and surveys and then spend at the most, 1 min and a half answering them, with half ass answers and lame jokes.

Truly astounding.
Tim: I was Tagged 6 times on Facebook, by 6 different people who all did the SAME STUPID FUCKING QUIZ!!!!

Jess: At least you got different answers for the same questions. Isn't it fun to read everyone's different and personally revealing answers?

Tim: It WOULD be fun if they Answered the FUCKING QUESTIONS!!! These "FaceNoters" need to get a life!!!
by RuberDuckyMAN69 January 18, 2009
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Fæquité

someone of homosexually, most commonly male, who wears red skinny jeans
and a zebra print crop top
Damn that guy looks like a Fæquité today
by MyToesInYourMomsBed420 October 17, 2021
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philadelphia facebuster

A sexual move in which the male, while fucking a chick doggy-style cuts out her arms and slams her face onto the floor. This move is used to the best effect when done on a hardwood surface or stairwell. Since it often leads to a bloody nose among other things it can be combined with a strawberry shortcake. Invented in Siasconset, Ma at Camp Sankaty Head.
"Yo i gave that chick the meanest Philadelphia Facebuster last night."
"Who was it?"
"Just look for the chick with the black and blue face"
by Chris "The Devil" Farley January 2, 2009
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