Fatquake
When fat jiggles on cats. Usually caused by a human lightly running their fingertips along the fur of a fat cat.
Fatquake by someone just fatquaked April 15, 2014
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fapquake
Verb:
to tremble or shake the earth due to the motion of masturbating.
Noun:
A tremble of the earth due to the motion of masturbating
to tremble or shake the earth due to the motion of masturbating.
Noun:
A tremble of the earth due to the motion of masturbating
Verb:
Yesterday, Derek fapqauked 1500 miles away.
The earth was fapquaked because of Derek.
Noun:
I sensed his fapquake from here!
Yesterday, Derek fapqauked 1500 miles away.
The earth was fapquaked because of Derek.
Noun:
I sensed his fapquake from here!
fapquake by Laishi MacTourment November 18, 2010
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fat-quake by yeetlord0222 December 27, 2018
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.