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Fatquake 

When fat jiggles on cats. Usually caused by a human lightly running their fingertips along the fur of a fat cat.
Oh my god, look at the fatquake!

fartquake 

Seismic vibrations that can be triggered by a powerful fart. Most commonly felt through the floor or couch.
Lee set off a fartquake that nearly rattled my teeth out.
fartquake by skintlizerd October 17, 2008

fapquake 

Verb:

to tremble or shake the earth due to the motion of masturbating.

Noun:
A tremble of the earth due to the motion of masturbating
Verb:

Yesterday, Derek fapqauked 1500 miles away.

The earth was fapquaked because of Derek.

Noun:

I sensed his fapquake from here!
fapquake by Laishi MacTourment November 18, 2010

fuckquake 

a very intense orgasm, similar in effects to an earthquake.
Last night I had such good sex that it ended in an enormous fuckquake.
fuckquake by oddkin February 17, 2005

factuate 

To determine or authenticate as fact.
Whether or not someone is stupid is not something that you can factuate.
factuate by wordmaker1122 December 25, 2010
The subtle bouncing produced throughout a room by a nervously oscillating foot; most common in college testing centers and medical waiting rooms
I totally bombed that quiz.

Me too. Tyson's footquake was like a 7.3 on the Richter Scale. I couldn't begin to concentrate.
Footquake by Dano Soprano February 28, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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