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FaceMucked 

v. The act of leaving ones facebook alone and unattended around drunk, creative young adults with nothing better to do than fuck with each other. The consequences can be devastating. Changed names, relationship statuses and your grandmas photos fro her trip to the bahamas are all free game. One can only untag, apologize, explain to your aunt why you "liked" anal sex and move on. Turn facebook into fun with Facemucked.
Shit i left my facebook open and i got FaceMucked!!!!!
FaceMucked by BGTheFaceMucker March 22, 2011
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FaceMucked 

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born
(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!

Facejacked 

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.
Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked
Facejacked by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010

facefuckenomics 

i told her the big money in porn was pov deepthroat thats just basic facefuckenomics
facefuckenomics by myxxxpovnetwork November 14, 2021

facebucket 

Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay?
facebucket by stillaudreyesque November 10, 2009

facejacked 

When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.
"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."
facejacked by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker 

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.
Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.
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