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A sorry excuse for a gym where obese humans go for the first week of the new year to get a slice of pizza or a bagel. They call themselves the "judgement free zone" but if you lift more than 20 lbs you will be called a lunk and kicked out.
Guy 1: Hey bro do you have any recommendations for where I can get pizza?
Guy 2: Yeah, planet fitness has really good pizza.
by Nameeee January 14, 2018
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A place where obese people can go and work out , eat pizza , and not feel guilty about bragging about going to a gym yet seeing 0 results . This "gym" is basically the Wal Mart of gyms.
"Phew my 10 min walk was pretty intense, good thing there is pizza here at Planet Fitness to replenish my fat and carbohydrates ... "
by GYMrat July 23, 2012
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A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza
Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
by SlopNChop July 27, 2018
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A world where it's so big we barely fitn'ness in but when it goes in, dam the planets align and all Is right in the world.
Guy: Hey u know how to get to planet fitness?

Girl: yeah, but how big are you?
by Laterdayst May 15, 2015
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