fartquake

Seismic vibrations that can be triggered by a powerful fart. Most commonly felt through the floor or couch.

Lee set off a fartquake that nearly rattled my teeth out.

by skintlizerd October 17, 2008

Fartquake

Laying ass to ass with your partner and farting

She wanted to lay down and spoon, but I said turn around and let’s fartquake

by TheRiz February 15, 2018

Fartquake

When someone farts so hard the vibrations make it look like they’re twerking

She kept dancing to try to hide her fartquake but everyone knew

by Scoobyboo May 28, 2018

Lord Fartquad

A man who loves farts and the overwhelming exhaust they let out. One who enjoys snacking on his poop after he releases it.

I was trying to take a peaceful dump, but Lord Fartquad over here won't stop stiffing my poop.

by LogLog1919 July 12, 2011

Fatquake

When fat jiggles on cats. Usually caused by a human lightly running their fingertips along the fur of a fat cat.

Oh my god, look at the fatquake!

by someone just fatquaked April 15, 2014

fartake

1 : to take part in or experience smelling a really bad ass-gas along with others

2 : to have a portion (as of fart)

Everyone inside the elevator fartaked in the godawful-smelling poo-gas when Joan of Fart let one out in full force.

by Mr. Gassy October 22, 2009

fartkake

A fetish involving the gathering of many men around a woman for the purposes of farting in her face, especially repeatedly, as a group. Originally used in ancient times as a form of punishment, it is now used as a reward for kinky pleasure.

Peter and his industry buddies fartkaked Jennifer the night before her big wedding day.

by NorthernExposurePole February 27, 2015