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Fartquake 

Laying ass to ass with your partner and farting
She wanted to lay down and spoon, but I said turn around and let’s fartquake
Fartquake by TheRiz February 15, 2018
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Fartquake 

When someone farts so hard the vibrations make it look like they’re twerking
She kept dancing to try to hide her fartquake but everyone knew
Fartquake by Scoobyboo May 28, 2018

Lord Fartquad 

A man who loves farts and the overwhelming exhaust they let out. One who enjoys snacking on his poop after he releases it.
I was trying to take a peaceful dump, but Lord Fartquad over here won't stop stiffing my poop.
Lord Fartquad by LogLog1919 July 12, 2011

Fatquake 

When fat jiggles on cats. Usually caused by a human lightly running their fingertips along the fur of a fat cat.
Oh my god, look at the fatquake!
1 : to take part in or experience smelling a really bad ass-gas along with others

2 : to have a portion (as of fart)
Everyone inside the elevator fartaked in the godawful-smelling poo-gas when Joan of Fart let one out in full force.
fartake by Mr. Gassy October 22, 2009

fartkake 

A fetish involving the gathering of many men around a woman for the purposes of farting in her face, especially repeatedly, as a group. Originally used in ancient times as a form of punishment, it is now used as a reward for kinky pleasure.
Peter and his industry buddies fartkaked Jennifer the night before her big wedding day.
fartkake by NorthernExposurePole February 27, 2015
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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