Facepet

A BDSM term used to refer to a submissive who's primary act of submission is to orally service their Dom. Mostly used to describe the sub of a female Dom who quite enjoys being orally serviced... For her own pleasure of course.

Most facepets can achieve their own orgasm simply by orally servicing their Dom's.

Kneel, face pet!

So I got myself a new facepet and this time, it's a girl.

by HisFreakness May 31, 2018

Facepencil

To ram someone's head into a pencil. Often said when you are frustrated or annoyed. A variation of the word facepalm. Stems from a very famous scene in the movie The Dark Knight, when the Joker rams a bouncer's head into pencil.

John: Dude, how do you spell "red"

Evan: *facepencil*

by PETERSON4 September 28, 2008

face pet

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet

Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.

by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012

FacePerv

To be obsessed with the opposite sex on facebook.

"Kyle, stop FacePerv'in out on Kelly's Photos you creep!"

by UONLee February 4, 2009

Facepeep

1. The act of surfing through a profile on Facebook and looking through pictures, update and comment history, and personal information with or without notification to the profile user.

2. A person or entity that uses Facebook to gather information on a person, group, business, organisation or other entity.

1. - "Facepeep (ing) helps me to catch up on a persons life" .

2. - "I like to facepeep others on Facebook before I friend them"

3. - "I like to facepeep bhecause I have Facebook Fever"

4. - "I facepeep sometimes just to be a facepest"

5. - "Being a facepeep is part of facebooking"

6. - "You have to facepeep as part of an overall regime for safe social networking"

by TheBentQuill March 8, 2011

face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood

As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

facepervert

A facepervert is someone who cannot help themselves, but must look at peoples facebook profiles incessently, often making sly, crude or downright sick jokes about the person they choose to facestalk. They are often ruthless, and need an intervention to stop from this creepy habit. The term facepervert can also apply to any of the following facesturbating perverts, facebook creeping perverts, facebookbating perverts, fapbooking sickos etc.

Julien scares me. His commenting on my 6th grade picture before I learned about mustache wax proves that he was facestalking me. Again. He is really turning into a facepervert. We should hold a facetervention.

by MrsSarahPrice April 9, 2011