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Facepenis 

Facepenis is a term used to describe everything wrong with the Cornell University school of engineering. Depending on context it can be synonymous with clusterfuck, but can also be used as an expletive. In conversation it is usually shortened to simply "face."
Cornell Engineer 1: Hey, did you see the mean on that last math prelim?

Cornell Engineer 2: Yeah, it was facepenis.
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Facepencil 

To ram someone's head into a pencil. Often said when you are frustrated or annoyed. A variation of the word facepalm. Stems from a very famous scene in the movie The Dark Knight, when the Joker rams a bouncer's head into pencil.
John: Dude, how do you spell "red"

Evan: *facepencil*
Facepencil by PETERSON4 September 28, 2008

fakepenese 

The asians(except japanese)which hairstyle,fashion,facial hair etc. makes them just looks like a japanese,but they usually are Koreans,Chinese especially HONG KONG.

Those fakepenese boys thinks they are very cool but they are totally gay or dim sims.Those girls are surely DISCUSTING with excess make ups,hot pants with a huge leg like a carrot,curly'big hair like a witch.They mostly acts like a bitch and they are a bitch.

Its easy to define a japanese and a fakepenese,cos fakepenses can't even say a japanese word and they usually walks like an idoit.
EG1
Maki:Look!That jap gal is hot!
Kikuchi:DON'T BE SILLY,SHE IS A FAKEPENESE,LOOK AT HER EXCESS MAKEUP,HER FACE IS FAKE!!

EG2
Miki:Ohiyo(good morning in japanese)
Fakepenese:WTF are you saying?
Miki:Shut up you fakepenese bitch.
fakepenese by FLlanguage November 10, 2008

facepants 

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache
Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off
facepants by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

Firepenis 

Used when you suspect/know that you are target of a scam involving money.
-Man, I got firepenised last night.
or
-I smell firepenis long way.
Firepenis by Cliff Banger November 25, 2005

facepencil 

The same as facepalm, which is used to show frusteration at a certain topic/post. Taken from The Dark Knight scene where the Joker slams a man's head in to a pencil after saying he would show them a magic trick and make the pencil "disappear."
Fool: Hey guys, I never watched Friends. Is it a good show?
Cool guy: .../facepencil
facepencil by ryanxwonbin August 20, 2008

Face Penis 

Someone who wears their mask but still exposes their nose
Look at that guy in a crowded tube exposing his face penis
Face Penis by 26081993 September 12, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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