Facepenis 

Facepenis is a term used to describe everything wrong with the Cornell University school of engineering. Depending on context it can be synonymous with clusterfuck, but can also be used as an expletive. In conversation it is usually shortened to simply "face."

Cornell Engineer 1: Hey, did you see the mean on that last math prelim?

Cornell Engineer 2: Yeah, it was facepenis.

Facepenis by soulless cornell student June 27, 2009

Facepencil 

To ram someone's head into a pencil. Often said when you are frustrated or annoyed. A variation of the word facepalm. Stems from a very famous scene in the movie The Dark Knight, when the Joker rams a bouncer's head into pencil.

John: Dude, how do you spell "red"

Evan: *facepencil*

Facepencil by PETERSON4 September 28, 2008

fakepenese 

The asians(except japanese)which hairstyle,fashion,facial hair etc. makes them just looks like a japanese,but they usually are Koreans,Chinese especially HONG KONG.

Those fakepenese boys thinks they are very cool but they are totally gay or dim sims.Those girls are surely DISCUSTING with excess make ups,hot pants with a huge leg like a carrot,curly'big hair like a witch.They mostly acts like a bitch and they are a bitch.

Its easy to define a japanese and a fakepenese,cos fakepenses can't even say a japanese word and they usually walks like an idoit.

EG1
Maki:Look!That jap gal is hot!
Kikuchi:DON'T BE SILLY,SHE IS A FAKEPENESE,LOOK AT HER EXCESS MAKEUP,HER FACE IS FAKE!!

EG2
Miki:Ohiyo(good morning in japanese)
Fakepenese:WTF are you saying?
Miki:Shut up you fakepenese bitch.

fakepenese by FLlanguage November 10, 2008

facepants 

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off

facepants by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

Firepenis 

Used when you suspect/know that you are target of a scam involving money.

-Man, I got firepenised last night.
or
-I smell firepenis long way.

Firepenis by Cliff Banger November 25, 2005

facepencil 

The same as facepalm, which is used to show frusteration at a certain topic/post. Taken from The Dark Knight scene where the Joker slams a man's head in to a pencil after saying he would show them a magic trick and make the pencil "disappear."

Fool: Hey guys, I never watched Friends. Is it a good show?
Cool guy: .../facepencil

facepencil by ryanxwonbin August 20, 2008

Face Penis 

Someone who wears their mask but still exposes their nose

Look at that guy in a crowded tube exposing his face penis

Face Penis by 26081993 September 12, 2020