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facecreeping 

Adding people you knew from the past on Facebook so you can stalk them under the pretense of being "friends".
Person A: Did you see Heather is on facebook?

Person B: Yeah, I'm facecreeping her.
facecreeping by SquizzyT May 12, 2009

Facepooping 

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.
Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.
Facepooping by butlerjl November 23, 2010

Facepooping 

fay-se-poo-ping // VERB: the act of using Facebook while using the toilet.
Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.

Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.
Facepooping by jmreal October 22, 2011

facepooping 

facepooping- the act of facebooking while on the toilet via mobile devices or laptops or some such portable means!!!
I saw that my friend added me to some random group he made up, while facepooping this morning!!
facepooping by dliteoflife August 7, 2011

unconscious facecreeping 

Going on facebook one moment, then after about 2 hours of just sitting their you find yourself staring at photos of people you don't know
Yesterday I was so bored so I went on facebook and ended up unconscious facecreeping.