faceget 

To forget to say something important to a friend face to face, because one has already done it on Facebook.

You better not faceget about my birthday again this year!

faceget by HiPo426 February 13, 2012

facegeek

facegeek; someone that spends more than 8-hours a day on facebook. Facegeek was coined by the folks at geek-brand.com for those that spend more than 8-hours per day on facebook, they also carry a nice line of "facegeek" t-shirts. On facebook: pcidiot ventura

Geez Charlotte... what a facegeek!! Get off that time-wasting web-site!!

facegeek by pcidiot March 24, 2010

Facepet 

A BDSM term used to refer to a submissive who's primary act of submission is to orally service their Dom. Mostly used to describe the sub of a female Dom who quite enjoys being orally serviced... For her own pleasure of course.

Most facepets can achieve their own orgasm simply by orally servicing their Dom's.

Kneel, face pet!

So I got myself a new facepet and this time, it's a girl.

Facepet by HisFreakness May 31, 2018

Facebetiquette 

The manners one is required to display on social networking sites to avoid being the target of ire from other users.

Andrew always 'likes' his own comments and status updates. Such poor facebetiquette.

Facebetiquette by bobthekillerfish November 20, 2010

facelet 

Facelet.
New species of sperm,renound for its intelliegence, feminism, large forhead, minefield of spots and a harpoonish nose to ensure that it penetrates into the female sperm cell. Has a system that scatters other normal sperm to ensure its victory to the female egg cell.

"Man that Facelet was sneaky!"
"dude that some Facelet in your hair?"

facelet by Kiez November 27, 2005

facelet 

A square faced chap with 10,000 chins which he releases with great fury if threatened.

The legend of the facelet is that of great horror; a man of many chins, a nose with a ressemblence to a harpoon, and flat feet that produce such a noise to chill the bones.

facelet by CoCo <3 November 28, 2005