facegeek; someone that spends more than 8-hours a day on facebook. Facegeek was coined by the folks at geek-brand.com for those that spend more than 8-hours per day on facebook, they also carry a nice line of "facegeek" t-shirts. On facebook: pcidiot ventura
A BDSM term used to refer to a submissive who's primary act of submission is to orally service their Dom. Mostly used to describe the sub of a female Dom who quite enjoys being orally serviced... For her own pleasure of course.
Most facepets can achieve their own orgasm simply by orally servicing their Dom's.
Facelet.
New species of sperm,renound for its intelliegence, feminism, large forhead, minefield of spots and a harpoonish nose to ensure that it penetrates into the female sperm cell. Has a system that scatters other normal sperm to ensure its victory to the female egg cell.
"Man that Facelet was sneaky!"
"dude that some Facelet in your hair?"
The legend of the facelet is that of great horror; a man of many chins, a nose with a ressemblence to a harpoon, and flat feet that produce such a noise to chill the bones.