Facelagging 

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.

Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?

Facelagging by DrSm00th November 12, 2010

Facebragging 

the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.

alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.

Facebragging by tf27 July 9, 2010

facehugging

(ger.): Making one's face squish against (or hug) random objects or people; when taking a photo. Similar to the internet phenomena of planking, owling or tebowing.

Variations include adjusting one's facial expression while posing to reflect the individual's feeling toward the object or person they are Facehugging. i.e. Facehugging your favorite beer with an expression of total adoration vs. facehugging your failed biology exam with a look of total dispair.

(Verb): Facehug
(Past tense): Facehugged

I just posted a pic of Christy and Sabrina facehugging a Ferarri and it got 248 likes.

facehugging by boycottanimalcircus December 23, 2011

Faceblogging 

Pretty much when somebody treats the online social networking site Facebook as a blog. The Faceblogger really doesn't understand the fact that Facebook's purpose is to keep in touch with friends, not to constantly update their status about how boring their day was and then how much they love their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.

Annoying female post #1 10:52 PM: "Ugh, can life get any worse?? Work in the morning" (Normal post, nothing unusual)

Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"

AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)

AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)

AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)

You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.

Faceblogging by IHateBloggers September 21, 2009

facebragging 

when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them.

Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, im crying my eyes our right now'

Dude did you see Emily's status? She really needs to stop facebragging. No one cares.

facebragging by Linda Brooks July 8, 2009

Facebogging 

The act of retreating to the office toilet cubicle to access popular social networking sites on your smart phone. Usually to avoid the gaze of colleagues and over zealous bosses. This practice is commonplace in large companies who revel in blocking access to certain websites.

Hey man, you missed the team meeting this morning, where the hell were you?

Oh, sorry dude, I was busy Facebogging.

Facebogging by Captain Tact March 17, 2011

Facebragging 

Using your facebook status updates to brag about anything and everything you can possibly think of

"OMG I'm so sick of seeing Amanda's status updates, she is constantly facebragging!!"

Facebragging by idontwannatellyou February 3, 2010