Faceblogging 

Pretty much when somebody treats the online social networking site Facebook as a blog. The Faceblogger really doesn't understand the fact that Facebook's purpose is to keep in touch with friends, not to constantly update their status about how boring their day was and then how much they love their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.

Annoying female post #1 10:52 PM: "Ugh, can life get any worse?? Work in the morning" (Normal post, nothing unusual)

Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"

AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)

AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)

AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)

You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.

Faceblogging by IHateBloggers September 21, 2009

Faceblogging 

When someone uses Facebook as their personal blog. It can go either of two directions.

* The faceblogger can post several, very short, status messages within seconds or minutes of each other, describing in nauseating detail, their extremely boring and mundaine life, because they basically have nothing better to talk about, but still want the world to notice them, so that they feel better about themselves.

or

* The faceblogger can post extremely LONG status messages, often containing the lyrics to an entire song, or telling their life story one whoe day at a time, again, with nauseating detail, trying to make their boring, mundaine life seem way more exciting than it actually is.

Nobody is really sure which is worse; case A or case B. Both are so annoying, that many people tend to either "unfriend" or even block these people.

Ex. A: OMG ! I wish John would stop Faceblogging ! Nobody wants to waste their time reading the lyrics to every song he's listening to.

Ex. B: WTF is wrong with people Faceblogging about their cats every 5 minutes? Nobody gives a Fk about your cats !

Ex. C: I wish John and Jane would get back together. I'm so sick of them both Faceblogging about their stupid break up. You know they'll be back together tomorrow.

Faceblogging by Kill_All_The_Facetardz February 6, 2013

Facebragging 

the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.

alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.

Facebragging by tf27 July 9, 2010

Faceboogling

Using you're facebook status instead of google

"Facebook status"
-Who wrote romeo and juliet?
"comment"
-I don't know, google it instaid of faceboogling.

Faceboogling by Melanyza July 12, 2011

Facelagging 

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.

Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?

Facelagging by DrSm00th November 12, 2010

Faceboogling

Okay the word is the combined words of facebook and google. You use facebook to ask a question when really they could just google it and find the answer immediately.

Facebook status

I wonder how much and elephant weighs?
Comment
Lol I don't know
That is stupid why are you faceboogling it instead of
googling it dumbass.

Faceboogling by 17dollars November 28, 2011

facebragging 

when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them.

Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, im crying my eyes our right now'

Dude did you see Emily's status? She really needs to stop facebragging. No one cares.

facebragging by Linda Brooks July 8, 2009