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Facebanging 

The act of exchanging sexual messages via facebook chat. Basically, sexting on facebook.
Ratt and I were Facebanging until 8:00 this morning. I was so wet.
Facebanging by CageFucker March 12, 2011

Facewanking 

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.
1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.
Facewanking by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

Facebragging 

the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.
alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.
Facebragging by tf27 July 9, 2010

facebalking 

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
facebalking by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007

facebanking 

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook
'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
facebanking by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

Facebaiting 

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.
Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.
Facebaiting by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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