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Facegripe

A gripe or rant posted to facebook, usually hostile or disparaging in nature.
"Why is it that trashy people must drive their piece of shit cars as though they were racing the Indy 500, drunk on kerosene? Where do they have to go in such a hurry?" That, is my facegripe of the day.
by kneelund March 1, 2010
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Facerape

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.
I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!
by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009
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#facerape

Verb - The act of engaging in, and performing acts of rape to the orifices located on one's face.
Ben: did you hear about Jill?

Drew: no what happened?

Ben: she got #faceraped by the whole football team and now her lower jaw is broken!

Drew: oh wow her dad must be pissed

Ben: nah she dosnt have one
by DildoSwaggins69 March 8, 2018
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Faceraped

To have your Facebook (or other social networking site) used by someone else when you have accidentally left it logged in.
Tom was using my computer and the bastard Faceraped me because I hadn't logged out of Facebook.
by Facefaced January 23, 2010
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Faceraped

1. When someone molests facebook account because you were too retarded to log out.

2. When facebook changes your setting against your wishes
Tim: I'm glad you came out of the closest yesterday.... I've been meaning to ask you something..
Rob: What? What do you mean?
Tim: You status says "I'm a cock sucking fudge packer"
Rob: shit, I've been faceraped....
Tim: Oh...
Rob: What were you going to ask me?
Tim: uh...umm... You see that Eagles game yesterday?

Facebook: Enjoy your new facebook profile
Steve: Fuck I've been faceraped! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE!?
by imthatawesome December 18, 2010
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facerape

When you leave your Facebook logged in at a public place, someone else goes through your accounts and adds silly groups and changes your status
Boy 1: Did you see my facerape today?
Boy 2: yeah saying (girl) had wet herself was so funny
Boy 1: All her friends thought it was true as well haha
by Lu_ellen March 13, 2009
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When someone joins a group or becomes of a fan of something on Facebook and then completely contradicts that by joining a group or becoming of fan of something of the completely opposite nature.
Person 1 became a fan of Hitler
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!

Or

Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already

Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!
by superlolocaust March 27, 2010
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