Facegripe

A gripe or rant posted to facebook, usually hostile or disparaging in nature.

"Why is it that trashy people must drive their piece of shit cars as though they were racing the Indy 500, drunk on kerosene? Where do they have to go in such a hurry?" That, is my facegripe of the day.

Facegripe by kneelund March 1, 2010

Facerape 

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.

I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!

Facerape by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

Faceraped 

To have your Facebook (or other social networking site) used by someone else when you have accidentally left it logged in.

Tom was using my computer and the bastard Faceraped me because I hadn't logged out of Facebook.

Faceraped by Facefaced January 23, 2010

Faceraped 

1. When someone molests facebook account because you were too retarded to log out.

2. When facebook changes your setting against your wishes

Tim: I'm glad you came out of the closest yesterday.... I've been meaning to ask you something..
Rob: What? What do you mean?
Tim: You status says "I'm a cock sucking fudge packer"
Rob: shit, I've been faceraped....
Tim: Oh...
Rob: What were you going to ask me?
Tim: uh...umm... You see that Eagles game yesterday?

Facebook: Enjoy your new facebook profile
Steve: Fuck I've been faceraped! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE!?

Faceraped by imthatawesome December 18, 2010

facerape 

When you leave your Facebook logged in at a public place, someone else goes through your accounts and adds silly groups and changes your status

Boy 1: Did you see my facerape today?
Boy 2: yeah saying (girl) had wet herself was so funny
Boy 1: All her friends thought it was true as well haha

facerape by Lu_ellen March 13, 2009

Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite

When someone joins a group or becomes of a fan of something on Facebook and then completely contradicts that by joining a group or becoming of fan of something of the completely opposite nature.

Person 1 became a fan of Hitler
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!

Or

Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already

Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!

Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite by superlolocaust March 27, 2010

facerape 

When leaving your Facebook account logged in, a so called friend decides to update your status. Usually to something sexually graphic and inappropriate.

I was only away from my laptop for 2 minutes when Sammy decided to facerape me

facerape by platapin July 15, 2010