Definitions by kneelund

prurientobotanical 

The impulse to masturbate intimately with vegetables.

Or girl, that cucumber so hit the spot. You know how I get with my prurientobotanical nature Who needs a man?

prurientobotanical by kneelund September 7, 2011

Transit Mental Meditation 

When riding public transportation or taking a flight, you finally have some free time to think deeply. A play on transcendental meditation.

Man, I was wiped out this morning but am feeling better after some transit mental meditation on the train.

Transit Mental Meditation by kneelund November 19, 2010

TJD 

Target Joke Demographic. Use instead of ethnic or moronic references. It's totally PC

That doesn't even qualify as a joke. Use TJD if you wanna say that shit. Blonds are people too.

TJD by kneelund July 15, 2010

commentose 

Comatose from comments. When you are sifting through peoples' online postings or comments and you get so bored, you are almost comatose.

"I'm just sifting through my facebook page and Jerry's posting responses have me commentose."

commentose by kneelund April 6, 2010

Facegripe

A gripe or rant posted to facebook, usually hostile or disparaging in nature.

"Why is it that trashy people must drive their piece of shit cars as though they were racing the Indy 500, drunk on kerosene? Where do they have to go in such a hurry?" That, is my facegripe of the day.

Facegripe by kneelund March 1, 2010