imthatawesome's definitions

Groanday

This is the Monday after spring break; where every college student collectively groans as they wake up early to make sure they get to class on time instead of sleeping in at home/hotel room/significant other's house/etc. Being hungover from the night (or nights) before may also be a contributing factor.

Bill: *Groans*
Ted: Dude, get up, you're my ride to my 8am
Bill: Fuck that noise
Ted: I know it's Groanday but we have a test today.
Bill: Fuck it, I'm still hungover from Saturday...

by imthatawesome May 2, 2014

or the terrorists have won

A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.

Rape her or the terrorists have won
Vote for Bush again or the terrorists have won
Invade Iraq or the terrorists have won
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won
Listen to Glen Beck or the terrorists have won
Blow me or the terrorists have won
Vote for Obama or the terrorists have won
Work for Gitmo or the terrorists have won
Listen to only the news or the terrorists have won

by imthatawesome November 19, 2010

Copy, Paste, & Resubmit

What you do when your Urban Dictionary gets wrongfully rejected. This most often happens when the editors doesn't agree with your politics, doesn't find your entry funny, doesn't understand the concept, or doesn't read the entry while fapping over their lust for power.

"What!?! They accept the word booty? FUCK THAT SHIT! Everybody says booty! I'm going to copy, paste, & resubmit that shit," exclaimed Bill in 1999.

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012

Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.

Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!

by imthatawesome October 15, 2010

s2bu

Sucks to be you.

Joe: Fuck! I just posted my SSN on 4chan
Tim: s2bu you dumb mother fucker

by imthatawesome December 13, 2010

Sharon Hill

A tiny town in PA where a bunch of hipsters and niggers live. You probably haven't heard of it, dawg.

"Where do you live?"
"Sharon Hill"
"Where?"

by imthatawesome December 17, 2011

Triple-Post Fail

When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.

Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail

by imthatawesome October 18, 2010