Facewipe

The act of clean-up after beating one off to Facebook

That was nice. I'd better have a quick facewipe. Nobody will ever know

by Mr Knish October 19, 2008

FaceWine

When you and your friends get together on FaceTime to drink wine and have a natter. Particularly relevant in the great COVID screwup of 2020.

Hey Jane, fancy a FaceWine?

by El Benjamino April 30, 2020

facepipe

This is a noun used to describe somebody's mouth. The part of the body from which all sounds are produced.

"No C-Dog, I ain't gonna start dating your nan, just shut your facepipe"

by Jay The Dog May 21, 2007

facepipe

Someone who has an addiction to facebook is smoking the facepipe.

C'mon man, you might as well be smoking crack. Put the facepipe down!

Dude you've been on there all morning, get off the facepipe and come outside!

by jadedoracle17 June 2, 2010

FaceWine

When you FaceTime with your best judy and drink a whole bottle of wine.

Last night me and my bestie FaceWined since all the bars and restaurants are closed.

by Nurse Jackie February 2, 2021