Faceblogger
Faceblogger by NumbyMommy August 12, 2008
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Facebragger (n) - One who uses Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, intern-ship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but they like to tell everyone because they're awesome.
These are all taken from peoples 'status' on facebook. Otherwise known as a 'facebragger'
"My new jeans look damn good.....rocking them tonight with some new Armarni! =)"
"Weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the Dolce & Gabbana"
"I lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up"
"off to Hawaii for 3 weeks"
"Soooooooooo f!@#$!* stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new Mercedes!!!!!!"
"banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and I didn't have to pay for any of them! :)"
"My new jeans look damn good.....rocking them tonight with some new Armarni! =)"
"Weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the Dolce & Gabbana"
"I lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up"
"off to Hawaii for 3 weeks"
"Soooooooooo f!@#$!* stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new Mercedes!!!!!!"
"banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and I didn't have to pay for any of them! :)"
facebragger by AMPBCSVD December 16, 2009
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Faceblogging
Pretty much when somebody treats the online social networking site Facebook as a blog. The Faceblogger really doesn't understand the fact that Facebook's purpose is to keep in touch with friends, not to constantly update their status about how boring their day was and then how much they love their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.
Annoying female post #1 10:52 PM: "Ugh, can life get any worse?? Work in the morning" (Normal post, nothing unusual)
Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"
AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)
AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)
AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)
You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.
Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"
AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)
AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)
AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)
You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.
Faceblogging by IHateBloggers September 21, 2009
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FaceBragger
when someone makes there profile picture a model shot or shirtless(for guys) so that people will tell them how amazing they look in it.
Girl: "wow have you seen that kid, Ryan? His shirtless in his facebook profile picture, what a facebragger."
FaceBragger by mhmmmmmmm123456789 October 3, 2009