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Largely due to the fact that

A phrase used in substitution of the word “because” to make one appear well-versed in the English language
Largely due to the fact that my IQ is substantially greater than that of you, I am thusly superior to you with regard to every conceivable facet of reality
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facetank 

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.
Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

rhetorical fact 

A piece of information, usually not true, that a person cites in order to win an argument.
I don't really know if 1.2% of marriages end in murder, it was just a rhetorical fact to shut bob up.
rhetorical fact by thefj February 10, 2014

Rock Fact 

Any statement that sounds like it could be true, but isn't. From Emmy-award-winning mini-series "Over the Garden Wall."
"Oh. I didn't know that. Did you know that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it becomes a grape? It's a rock fact!"

"Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot 'cause dinosaurs' ears don’t have bones. You don’t remember? That’s cause it’s not true. It’s a rock fact!"
Rock Fact by TheHighwayman September 21, 2016

Fact Checking 

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.
Fact Checking by D Flawless May 11, 2020

Faceterbate 

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.
Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.