FWELL

'Floppy Wide Eyed Leftist Liberal'- Typically a male who stands for all things feminine. Likely to have been pressured into this position by an over domineering girlfriend or female friend. So 'woke' he never sleeps and can spot privilege and 5 micro-aggressions in every sentence a man says.

The FWELL hopped onto the train with a man-spreading measuring stick.

by SgoonerS October 15, 2019

Mufflered Fellatio

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Fellations

Sexual relations limited to oral sex.

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.

by bjh60 December 9, 2008

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

Smart Fella

The Opposite of a Fart Smella

You're either a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella

by Wakattackius the devourer September 29, 2021

Russian Fellatio

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit

Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.

by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

Fell off a Truck

Was stolen, lifted, burgled, etc.

"Where did you get that expensive new V.C.R. and Bicycle?"

"They fell off a truck."

by Branduff January 16, 2009