FATWAK

The term fatwakused to describe someone who is not only insanely fat but someone who is also terribly greedy.
Term originated in a solicitors office where there was a buff girl munching doughnuts all day.
Wriiten by her sexy boyfriend.

Oh my days maaaaan... Why is this buff girl eating all the doughnuts fam and even licking the box... she is such a fatwak!

FATWAK by SexyBoi09 April 30, 2009

Fatwaz 

Having the skill to do something

Wow he's really good at the guitar . He's got the fatwaz

Fatwaz by R.Wright-Booth July 30, 2019

fatwa envy 

Wishing you had the power, ability, and above all the cultural approval to kill or torture someone who offends their religious sensibilities. Catholics definitely have fatwa envy, after being denied the violence of the Inquisition

Bill Donohue and the Catholic League showed grade-A fatwa envy when they issued death threats and howled for the expulsion of a Florida college student who took a cracker out of a church to show his friend.

fatwa envy by stogoe August 4, 2008

fawaka 

Surinamese word for the blending of a whole sentence into one (1) word. The sentence is actually a question.

"Fa a libi e waka?" --> Fa waka?
Literally : "How is life walking (going)?"

Meaning : "How are you doing?"

This is "wakamang" language, the slang language in Surinamese language from the streets of Suriname. Youngsters like to pick up words like these and use these words from the streets amongst one another.

"Fawaka?" is used among peers and never used by a youngster to an adult. That would be considered rude and very impolite.

An adult using the word "Fawaka?" to a youngster places himself in the sub culture of the youngster and would do so to get closer in terms of trust etc.

Boy 1: "Fawaka?"
Boy 2: "Allright!" (would actually respond in surinamese)
Boy 2: "Fawaka?"
Boy 1: "Allright!" (would actually respond in surinamese)

fawaka by Caatje July 7, 2009

Fatwagger 

Basically a person who waggs school for the sake of eating, going out to eat, and feeding their needs.

You are such a fatwagger you bailed out on maths for cupcakes!

Fatwagger by Jia loves you! August 20, 2009

fatwa 

A fatwa is any religious decision made by mufti (Islamic scholar who is an interpreter or expounder of Islamic law).
The most infamous fatwa is the one by Ruhollah Khomeini sentencing Salman Rushdie (Muslim essayist) to death - that's why most Western people see fatwa just as a death sentence, although it's more than that.

1. Mufti issued a fatwa concerning fast observance during Ramadan.
2. Khomeini issued a fatwa calling for Rushdie's death.

fatwa by Shuravi December 10, 2008

FatJake 

The act of one's chair unexpectedly shooting from beneath them resulting in their ass hitting the floor.

I can't believe I just pulled a FatJake.
Ha Ha, Tiesha just pulled a FatJake.
Don't talk shit to me; I'll make you pull a FatJake.
Wow, that FatJake was really refreshing; Just what I needed to wake me up!
She pulled a FatJake in front of the humungous auditorium full of her colleagues.
I broke my backbone from pulling a FatJake.

FatJake by Jake Halverson October 2, 2007