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fappers delight 

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,
Related Words

What's fappaning

A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.
Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!
What's fappaning by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
N.

The desire to fap.
I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.
Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005
When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.
My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.
Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015

fapping fuel 

Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.
Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."

fappity fap fap 

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."
Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!
fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013