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fappable 

Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.
Man, that picture is really fappable.
fappable by L.K Winters September 7, 2008
Word of the Day on September 18, 2016
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Fappable 

Something that one is able to masturbate to.
Aubrey is totes fappable.
Fappable by Akiratimo January 5, 2014
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Fappable 

Person 1 : Hey dood did you just see that chick walking down the street?

Person 2: Yeah I didn't really like her face but that shit is totally Fappable
Fappable by freakichashew August 22, 2008

fappable 

(adjective)something or someone that has the ability to turn someone on to the point of masturbation or to give the person the idea of masturbation.
"Dude...that chicks tits were so fappable.
fappable by 1337|300 March 22, 2009

Fappable 

Something that you can Fap to, Fapping being the art of masturbation
That picture is totally Fappable! Yeah, that's worth a fap!

Non-fappable

unable to fap and/or ejaculate to due to the quality of said porn
"Dude, have you seen Euphoria? That shit is non-fappable. I was trying for literally an hour and was disappointed."
When a female is attractive enough to cause a wish for spontaneous fapping to males who notice the female.

When a female manages to raise her overall looks ratings, by make up, clothing options and other means, to a degree where most males would feel the spontaneous need to fap when they see her.
- Hey check this babe I know on Facebook. She is so fapable....
- Hang on I am getting the tissues

-Hi Barbara, I never thought you could look so fapable,
but you really went overboard with your make up today.
fapable by hop hop hop hop September 18, 2013
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