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FAPL by Fupa_Warrior May 12, 2023
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A tablet bought solely for the purpose of watching porn.
"Why do you have just the browser on the homescreen of your tablet?"

"Because it's my faplet."

"Goddammit Jim!"
faplet by krazyfrog September 2, 2013
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The browser window containing an individual assortment of tabs with sexual content that allows the fapper to flexibly switch between his or her preferred pornography and / or closing the entire assortment at once in Case of unexpected visitiors while "in the Act".
"God dammit! My roommate is back, better close my fapleau!"
Fapleau by ElDuderino666666 November 3, 2015
Fapling is usually used to describe a baby of somebody who faps excessively. Fapling is usually a cut down like "shut up you little fapling" or something of said nature but can be used in a comical nature .
Dude, that little fapling is hilarious
Fapling by uglybuddy6 February 24, 2012
A slang term for the condition your wrist experiences during a lengthy masturbation session, especially when stroking very fast. When someone has not waited out the refractory period (the duration of time between masturbation sessions when you cannot achieve full erection), you are likely to try too hard to have another climax and end up in a condition of faplock.

Faplock presents as a numbing or burning sensation in your wrist which will prompt you to either switch hands, or wait for a time for the pain to pass. Medically, it is a buildup of lactic acid in your wrist muscles which causes them to temporarily give out, disrupting your masturbation session.

Fap is the slang term used as a sound effect to indicate the sound made during masturbation, popularized and primarily used in Japanese comics.
I just pulled my pork 10 minutes ago, so I was trying again and after 5 minutes I got faplock in my right wrist, so I switched to the left hand. Problem solved.
faplock by religionation December 31, 2011
When you have sex or receive oral and you have a hard time keeping it up or orgasming because you've masturbated too recently.
My girl surprised me with head last night, but I couldn't cum because I had faplash.
faplash by spaghetto May 28, 2014
When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch
I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap
faplap by I made this up. June 16, 2014
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