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faplock

A slang term for the condition your wrist experiences during a lengthy masturbation session, especially when stroking very fast. When someone has not waited out the refractory period (the duration of time between masturbation sessions when you cannot achieve full erection), you are likely to try too hard to have another climax and end up in a condition of faplock.

Faplock presents as a numbing or burning sensation in your wrist which will prompt you to either switch hands, or wait for a time for the pain to pass. Medically, it is a buildup of lactic acid in your wrist muscles which causes them to temporarily give out, disrupting your masturbation session.

Fap is the slang term used as a sound effect to indicate the sound made during masturbation, popularized and primarily used in Japanese comics.
I just pulled my pork 10 minutes ago, so I was trying again and after 5 minutes I got faplock in my right wrist, so I switched to the left hand. Problem solved.
by religionation December 31, 2011
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Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.
Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.
by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011
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fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.
- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.
by kwikscoper July 4, 2016
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FATLOCK

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.
1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"
by JIMBOB January 22, 2004
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