fapland Share definition Flag The land in which you fap (masturbate). When nothing else matters and all you are thinking about is frolicking in fapland. Alexandra - "I'm trying to call Paul" Nena - "He won't pick up, he's in fapland" fapland by snappergoodman August 25, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the fapland mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch