faplap

When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch

I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap

faplap by I made this up. June 16, 2014

Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.

Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside

Fapnapkin by Roastmasters September 15, 2010

fablapidated 

The combination of fabulous and dilapidated.

Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?

Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.

fablapidated by ayyfron August 22, 2012

Fapnap 

nap taken due to exhaustion following a session of furious masturbation

hey whats vinay up to?
im pretty sure he's taking a fapnap.

Fapnap by imfromcanadpombe August 3, 2009

faplash 

When you have sex or receive oral and you have a hard time keeping it up or orgasming because you've masturbated too recently.

My girl surprised me with head last night, but I couldn't cum because I had faplash.

faplash by spaghetto May 28, 2014

fapnap 

falling asleep immediately after masturbation.

Johnny said to Tyler. I'm so horny and tired. I can't wait to get home and take a fapnap.

fapnap by stillhours May 14, 2016

fapfaphobia 

noun: The fear of masturbation, or the sound of it.

*fap fap fap fap*

Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!

Person B: What?

Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU

Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.

Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!

fapfaphobia by lefappie August 7, 2012