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Fapnapkin
(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.
Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside
Fapnapkin by Roastmasters September 15, 2010
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fablapidated
Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?
Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
fablapidated by ayyfron August 22, 2012
Fapnap
Fapnap by imfromcanadpombe August 3, 2009
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fapnap by stillhours May 14, 2016
fapfaphobia
*fap fap fap fap*
Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!
Person B: What?
Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU
Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.
Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!
Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!
Person B: What?
Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU
Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.
Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!
fapfaphobia by lefappie August 7, 2012
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fache-couture
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