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Also, "F.A.P.L.A.W."

Abbreviation: "Fat Ass Psychotic Lazy Ass Windbag."

Short-hand title for the Purplepotamus.
Purplepotamus: O my gawd! You can't send this letter out like this! I'll get in trouble!

Zeke: This has nothing to do with you!

Purplepotamus: Yes it does!

Zeke: Then if you don't like it, why don't you, oh, I dunno, do your own work?

Purplepotamus: Becawwwwwwse Joel won't let me leave my desk!

(She storms off.)

Zeke: Motherfucking FAPLAW!!!
FAPLAW by Krakky McKraken October 22, 2007
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When you have sex or receive oral and you have a hard time keeping it up or orgasming because you've masturbated too recently.
My girl surprised me with head last night, but I couldn't cum because I had faplash.
faplash by spaghetto May 28, 2014
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When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch
I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap
faplap by I made this up. June 16, 2014

faplationship 

a relationship that only takes place on the internet
-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!
The land in which you fap (masturbate). When nothing else matters and all you are thinking about is frolicking in fapland.
Alexandra - "I'm trying to call Paul"
Nena - "He won't pick up, he's in fapland"
fapland by snappergoodman August 25, 2011
A falafel that tastes really REALLY bad. Usually sold at the same place you'd buy a khav kalash and crab juice.

Can also be confused with wawfulles.
- Yo dude, that falafel we had at Basha's... gave me the shits.
- I know, right? 'Twas falawful.
falawful by KenM January 4, 2016

Falawkas 

Falawkas: (adj):

1. Irrelevant; misplaced and useless in all or any context(s).

2. Exhibiting some or all signs of toxic masculinity or toxicity in general.

3. Bad actor and/or bad at one's job.
Don't be such a falawkas

Trump was being such a falawkas during his last debate
Falawkas by Omarisming October 16, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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