faplet
"Why do you have just the browser on the homescreen of your tablet?"
"Because it's my faplet."
"Goddammit Jim!"
"Because it's my faplet."
"Goddammit Jim!"
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faplet
A variant of faptop (An old computer used only to view adult content or act as a receptacle for said content), in which the device is a tablet or smartphone instead of a more expensive laptop or desktop. These devices are used because they may be cheaper than a full-fledged computer, they are more difficult to get viruses on (especially in the case of iOS devices), and are more expendable/disposable.
Bob's computer was old and sucky, but it was the only one he had, and he had to share it with relatives, so it was not fit for faptop duty. Instead he went to Walmart and bought a $100 faplet.
faplet by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 9, 2013
faplet
a gamer during online game flames team mates and or opponent team players for ping or game play or Kill death ratio or rank or simply he thinks he is better than others.
Fappetite
Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005
Fapleau
The browser window containing an individual assortment of tabs with sexual content that allows the fapper to flexibly switch between his or her preferred pornography and / or closing the entire assortment at once in Case of unexpected visitiors while "in the Act".
Fapleau by ElDuderino666666 November 3, 2015
Fappetizer
Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.
I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015