faplet 

A tablet bought solely for the purpose of watching porn.

"Why do you have just the browser on the homescreen of your tablet?"

"Because it's my faplet."

"Goddammit Jim!"

faplet by krazyfrog September 2, 2013

faplet 

A variant of faptop (An old computer used only to view adult content or act as a receptacle for said content), in which the device is a tablet or smartphone instead of a more expensive laptop or desktop. These devices are used because they may be cheaper than a full-fledged computer, they are more difficult to get viruses on (especially in the case of iOS devices), and are more expendable/disposable.

Bob's computer was old and sucky, but it was the only one he had, and he had to share it with relatives, so it was not fit for faptop duty. Instead he went to Walmart and bought a $100 faplet.

faplet by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 9, 2013

faplet 

a gamer during online game flames team mates and or opponent team players for ping or game play or Kill death ratio or rank or simply he thinks he is better than others.

Player A to B : Stop spamming you noob
Player A to B : OMG u lagger , u killed me because of lag
Player A to B : Stop rejoining the room you noob.
Player B to A : Stop being a faplet and play your game....

faplet by xxxMLGxxx July 3, 2014

Fappetite

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The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

Fapleau 

The browser window containing an individual assortment of tabs with sexual content that allows the fapper to flexibly switch between his or her preferred pornography and / or closing the entire assortment at once in Case of unexpected visitiors while "in the Act".

"God dammit! My roommate is back, better close my fapleau!"

Fapleau by ElDuderino666666 November 3, 2015

Fappetizer 

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015

fatletic 

A very large person that is curiuosly athletic. Often a professional athlete.

CC Sabathia may be big but he is totally fatletic.

fatletic by FunMom May 9, 2011