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F.I.C stands for "Female-Impossible-Crush"

that kinda girl every guy or lesbian wants to have some kind of relationship with but they can't and they see the task of making the girl pay attention to them hard and "Impossible"
Sandra: Damn, Génesis is my fucking F.I.C

Diane: your what?

Sandra: it means "Female Impossible Crush"

Diane: ohh, lmao that's true.
F.I.C by Olive Moon February 27, 2021
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Friends In Common

Used mostly with facebook. For the lazy people to abbreviate it.
I have 193 F.I.C. with Bob.
F.I.C. by Tankyou. October 5, 2010
A misspelling of the popular word, "dick". Normally misspelled by an idiot named Amberly
being defined STFU, IDGAF, GO SUCK A f i c k-Amberly
f i c k by SirAlba August 10, 2021

H.M.F.I.C 

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge
I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!
H.M.F.I.C by Jackalman January 2, 2008

H.M.F.I.C. 

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C
I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.
H.M.F.I.C. by Jackalman December 5, 2007

FICO/F.I.C.O 

Man you gotta see this video...I can't even explain. This shit is FICO/F.I.C.O
FICO/F.I.C.O by pimpsickle August 4, 2017

h.m.f.i.c 

head mother fucker in charge... boss , forman,...
so whos the h.m.f.i.c around here any way
h.m.f.i.c by saulyn March 14, 2009