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H.M.F.I.C.
H.M.F.I.C. by Jackalman December 5, 2007
H.M.F.W.I.C.
Head Mother F***er What's In Charge
The boss-man, as often as not the informal leader; the guy who know's what's going on & can make things happen
The boss-man, as often as not the informal leader; the guy who know's what's going on & can make things happen
H.M.F.W.I.C. by talce March 28, 2010
G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G
Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"
G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 9, 2009
G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G
Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"
G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 10, 2009
I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Example
Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"
Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"
I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A by MonoKIT August 3, 2021
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