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h.m.f.i.c 

head mother fucker in charge... boss , forman,...
so whos the h.m.f.i.c around here any way
h.m.f.i.c by saulyn March 14, 2009

H.M.F.I.C. 

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C
H.M.F.I.C. by Jackalman December 5, 2007

H.M.F.W.I.C. 

Head Mother F***er What's In Charge
The boss-man, as often as not the informal leader; the guy who know's what's going on & can make things happen
Roger: Who's the hell's the H.M.F.W.I.C. here today?
Mike: That'd be CB
H.M.F.W.I.C. by talce March 28, 2010

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A 

This abbreviation means "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"
Example

Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"