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A less crude way of saying "eyef**king". Eyeboning is when someone is staring at another someone (usually very attractive) with such an intense manner it is as though they are "boning" them.
Monica: OMG...that chick was totally eyeboning you!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!
Eyeboning by classikjane March 10, 2015
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A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.
Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.

Okay, tell me when I can look.

Okay look now.

Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
Eyeboner by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006

eyekanspele 

eye kan spele
The poor spelling of 'I can Spell'
eye whent tou eyekanspele.com 'nd lernd tou spele!!
eyekanspele by eyekanspele December 10, 2004
economic conditions that, if you think about them, make you want to scream, ie: our very sad current economic situation. (Different from Freakconomics, more personal)
"My house is more underwater than ever. This effing eekonomy is killing me!"

"If this eekonomy ever improves I promise to take you to Paris."

"Gah! I blame Bush for this eekonomy!"
Eekonomy by MissInform January 11, 2012

Eyeboners 

When you see something so amazing it gives your eye balls a boner.
Did you see that last episode of the popular television show we discuss? I was floppin' out eyeboners the entire time.
Eyeboners by Yupitis November 11, 2014

eyeronoxian 

A cool rock that looks like an eye i guess.
person:cool rock
person2:it's an eyeronoxian...and it's also radioactive.
eyeronoxian by e y e b a l l February 26, 2021