by Youhavemerethought September 26, 2025
Get the Eyekon mug.A less crude way of saying "eyef**king". Eyeboning is when someone is staring at another someone (usually very attractive) with such an intense manner it is as though they are "boning" them.
Monica: OMG...that chick was totally eyeboning you!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!
by classikjane March 10, 2015
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A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.
Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.
Okay, tell me when I can look.
Okay look now.
Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
Okay, tell me when I can look.
Okay look now.
Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006
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Get the eyekanspele mug.economic conditions that, if you think about them, make you want to scream, ie: our very sad current economic situation. (Different from Freakconomics, more personal)
"My house is more underwater than ever. This effing eekonomy is killing me!"
"If this eekonomy ever improves I promise to take you to Paris."
"Gah! I blame Bush for this eekonomy!"
"If this eekonomy ever improves I promise to take you to Paris."
"Gah! I blame Bush for this eekonomy!"
by MissInform January 11, 2012
Get the Eekonomy mug.Did you see that last episode of the popular television show we discuss? I was floppin' out eyeboners the entire time.
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