A less crude way of saying "eyef**king". Eyeboning is when someone is staring at another someone (usually very attractive) with such an intense manner it is as though they are "boning" them.
Monica: OMG...that chick was totally eyeboning you!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!
A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.
Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.
economic conditions that, if you think about them, make you want to scream, ie: our very sad current economic situation. (Different from Freakconomics, more personal)
"My house is more underwater than ever. This effing eekonomy is killing me!"
"If this eekonomy ever improves I promise to take you to Paris."