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A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.
Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.

Okay, tell me when I can look.

Okay look now.

Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
Eyeboner by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006
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Eyeboners 

When you see something so amazing it gives your eye balls a boner.
Did you see that last episode of the popular television show we discuss? I was floppin' out eyeboners the entire time.
Eyeboners by Yupitis November 11, 2014
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Eye Boner 

When you see a very attractive person that it makes you open your eyes wide open. Usually your jaw drops along with it as well.
Damn, I got an eye boner from staring at Bonquisha's ass at the club!
Eye Boner by Mongacarta December 28, 2009
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
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