Being inique isn't unique at all if we're all told we're unique. EyeNeek takes their stupid definition of inique and blam! EyeNeek. No you in I no one else is EyeNeek.

There's no you in EyeNeek

EyeNeek by Adam Divine EyeNeek November 7, 2020

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Eyeboner

A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.

Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.

Okay, tell me when I can look.

Okay look now.

Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.

Eyeboner by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006

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eyeore

Noun. One who behaves like Eyeore, typically in a depressing and antisocial manner. Offers no opinions to discussions, but will readily complain when results are undesired.

Her husband is such an eyeore! He never wants to come out with us, and when he does, he just pouts in the corner looking miserable.

eyeore by ophenody December 9, 2008

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eyone

Male genital organ. Slang originated from a long line of strange mutations, beginning with the word "everybody". It's a n internet thing.

His eyone is miniscule. In fact, it's eyone's eyone, divided by eyone twice, tiny.

eyone by Robert Newson August 4, 2007

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