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eyeopener 

What you call an alcoholic drink that you have soon after you wake up.
I knew the day was going to be a rough one, so I pulled out an eyeopener after breakfast.
eyeopener by Dan Cheese May 15, 2005
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eyeopener special 

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.
Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?
eyeopener special by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008
Being inique isn't unique at all if we're all told we're unique. EyeNeek takes their stupid definition of inique and blam! EyeNeek. No you in I no one else is EyeNeek.
There's no you in EyeNeek
EyeNeek by Adam Divine EyeNeek November 7, 2020
A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.
Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.

Okay, tell me when I can look.

Okay look now.

Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
Eyeboner by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006
Noun. One who behaves like Eyeore, typically in a depressing and antisocial manner. Offers no opinions to discussions, but will readily complain when results are undesired.
Her husband is such an eyeore! He never wants to come out with us, and when he does, he just pouts in the corner looking miserable.
eyeore by ophenody December 9, 2008
Male genital organ. Slang originated from a long line of strange mutations, beginning with the word "everybody". It's a n internet thing.
His eyone is miniscule. In fact, it's eyone's eyone, divided by eyone twice, tiny.
eyone by Robert Newson August 4, 2007
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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