Definitions by classikjane
Yondu
Yondu by classikjane April 28, 2019
Eyeboning
A less crude way of saying "eyef**king". Eyeboning is when someone is staring at another someone (usually very attractive) with such an intense manner it is as though they are "boning" them.
Monica: OMG...that chick was totally eyeboning you!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!
Eyeboning by classikjane March 10, 2015
tc stachington
TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.
(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!
TC: "Man this is too easy."
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!
TC: "Man this is too easy."
tc stachington by classikjane March 9, 2015
Google lazy
When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.
Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"
Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
Google lazy by classikjane August 31, 2012
Whorts
Whore + Shorts = Whorts. Usually these shorts enter this world as regular shorty shorts. But once a whore gets her hands (and scissors) on them they are transformed into Whorts. Whorts are not to be confused with "Daisy "Pukes".
Collin: Nice. Bekki is wearing her "Whorts" today.
Monica: Whorts??
Collin: Shorts so short they look like a collar!
Monica: Whorts??
Collin: Shorts so short they look like a collar!
Whorts by classikjane November 14, 2011
F Bombs
The "F" relates to the cup size, the "Bombs" refers to what fills the cup size. If you are friends with F Bombs then you are damn lucky. Nothing but good times can be expected when hanging out with F Bombs. If you're aiming for the Trifecta Wow Effect, simply add "Double D" and "EZ-E" to the mix.
EZ-E: "Where's F Bombs?"
Double D: "Dude the last time I saw F Bombs she was getting free shots from the bartender"
EZ-E: "She better have enough for all of us"
Double D: "It's F Bombs, you know she will"
EZ-E: "True..."
Double D: "Dude the last time I saw F Bombs she was getting free shots from the bartender"
EZ-E: "She better have enough for all of us"
Double D: "It's F Bombs, you know she will"
EZ-E: "True..."
F Bombs by classikjane February 18, 2011
Bad Candy
Yes, bad candy does actually exist. No, it does not refer to weak cocaine or fake acid. Bad Candy is old ass dollar store candy that's been sitting on the shelves so long that Antiques Road Show wants a peice of that fossilized glucose. Usually a very cheap co-worker will bring Bad Candy to work in an attempt to make friends. Epic failure occurs although the Bad Candy does somehow disappear (probably to the yet to be defined "candy whore").
Kim: I need some chocolate or something.
Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?
Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!
Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?
Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!
Bad Candy by classikjane September 29, 2010